Meme- Zombie APOCALYPSE

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!! XXXXDDDD
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-----@ 1st i waz like - i dont hav enough OCs 2 fill thiz out--- ill do sumthing--- after several possibilities i knew what 2 do- let's do the zombie apocalypse w/ DeviantArt friendz!!!
--i re-drew all ur icons--- OMG!! sum of them were sooooooooo hard --but its so much more drawing practice 4 me then cutting and pasting the real icons- ---

Team leader- Me---- ---i SUCK @ being team leader & will most likely be mutinied against--- or l8ter i'd switch positions w/ the medic-

The one who doesn't know what is happening - --u'd b @ a Mcdonald's & suddenly there b zombies trying 2 get in-- u hav no clue what iz going on but u already hav an escape plan cuz ur use 2 videogame horror physics- plus ur in cosplay as America- so that technically makes u a hero ---u r unsure if this is it the zombie apocalypse---- a movie filming set running a riot--- virus outbreak --- scare tatics --- etc, etc--- it doesn't really matter- u get 2 use ur kick@$$ sword skills u learned from Zelda- XD

The Guy who dies first - --shes my IRL nakama-- i know as a fact- u wuld b the SILLY BASTARD that wuld open the door 4 the zombies- u wuld get bit & not tell any1 which wuld make a horrible predicament 4 the rest of the team--- but dont worry- sum1 in the group wuld most likely shoot u 4 opening that door & letting the zombies in-

Token Black Guy - - XD - u r 1 bad @#$*^%$&#@#@$%#----! & in most zombie movies/shows the TBG iz always 1 bad @#$*^%$&#@#@$%#- -- he kills the most zombies- which im positive u'll do- makes it 2 the end ALIVE until the very last seconds when the another team of living ppl will shoot u by accident thinking ur a zombie 2- Damn--- but either u get 2 hav sum of the most crazy stuff happen 2 u-- enjoy- ----AAAAHH!!!!! OMG-- u changed ur icon-- nows i no matches- but i do like thiz 1- iz cute

Medic- - u've been thro thiz scenario @ least 6 times b4- & each time u choose a new position on the team- Y?- just cuz u know how to b *LIKE A BOSS & p0wn the zombie survival system- 4 vacations u willing choose 2 go 2 places like Raccoon city & Undisclosed village, Spain--- it just isnt about shooting zombies anymore-- not since the incident---which can not b spoken of but u reminiscence about like 9 times- now all u want thiz time around iz 2 find survivors & help them get out of thiz zombie apocalypse alive- p.s- ur medical 1st aid spray can turn in2 a gun w/ infinite bullets-

The One who yells Vulgarities @ the zombies - -zombies r pretty dead- so u can say whatever u want 2 them- & they dont get 2 yell back!- plus+ u can do it in 2 languages- which makes it even moar fun!- hell- u can even swear @ the living once u realize u dont hav a gun or weapon--- but u do hav a notebook- iz it the deathnote?- YESH!- but can it work on zombies?- thats up 4 debate- use it 2 the b3st of ur abilities-

Weapon's Expert- - u- unlike most panicked ppl- u wuld take thiz time 2 do the smart thing- u wuld find a gun- or a knife- Fresh out of flamethrowers- Sorry- but whatever type of weapon it iz- u'll quickly get acquainted w/ it- --u already know u'll survive thiz whole zombie apocalypse also- HOW?- cuz ur British- & ur country makes some of the b3st zombie survival horror films --except 4 the ending of Dead Set which lets hope NOT 4 a repeat of that---- arming urself w/ the b3st weapons & a knife hidden in ur shoe- u head out in2 the zombie filled world 2 find the luv of ur life- who u havent heard from 4 2 days but u know they r alive-

The Caged Beast- - OH NOES!! u've been bit by a zombie- --ur team decides 2 let u live but locked in a small computer room- but that iznt going 2 stop u from having fun- nope--- knowing u've been bit u decide 2 search the room ur in quickly- u find sumthing called T-VIRUS- which by taking makes u super POWERFUL zombie and u can run abnormally fast- breaking out of the room- u decide 2 run amuck ---other zombies follow u 2 the local shopping mall- where w/ a bit of force u can easily break through the front door- u get 2 hav a very fun time being a zombie cuz u can also rip off ur body parts & throw them @ living ppl-

Peron who cant have the Molotov - - im worried that u'll blow ur hand off w/ it- seriously-- knowing it was the zombie apocalypse u were smart enough 2 bring ur 'How to survive a xombie attack" handbook - u expected thiz 2 happen 1 day- but not so soon- damn!- --u know what 2 do in thiz situation- & ur happy ur @ home cuz u know the surrounding area- YAY!- time 2 hurry 2 collect- matches/rags/glass liquor bottles- food supply- plug the drain to the tub/sinks & turn the water on--- ur gonna need 2 supply on water- find an AXE- GET 2 a high elevation?attic- cut the stairs out so those zombies cant reach u- & hide out there till the end of the zombie apocalypse- hours later a zombie notices ur house- u've been sitting @ the window waiting 4 thiz 2 go down- u decide 2 make ur molotov cocktail however u didnt expect matches 2 be so hard 2 lit- ---ooops- u spilled the alcohol when trying 2 put the rag further down in the bottle- by the time u do light the matches- u start a fire w/ the liquor on the floor---- now u hav moar problems then just the zombie wandering 2 the house---- thiz iz why we shuld not have Molotov--

The Car Guy- - u r not staying where there r zombie- nope- no- nope---- u decide 2 take the car- who cares if u dont hav ur license- there r ZOMBIEs- so much more problems 2 deal w/- --- after starting the car u realize u cant just leave ur living friends- u send a txt 2 every1 in ur cellphone contact list saying lots of crazy stuff cuz ur panicked but the last line say - call me if ur alive-- -- naturally like 5 ppl call back-- every1 else haz their ringers off cuz theyre horrified that the zombies may b attracted 2 the sound- oh well- u still got a working car--- after deciding that hitting zombies iz not homicide u determine that the car iz also a weapon & u dont feel guilty about plowing down the undead--- now its time 2 collect ur friends and get out of the city-- later u'll upgrade ur car 2 a helicopter- u may not know how 2 fly but that doesnt stop u from trying- succeeding & landing on a sandy tropical beach---- which iz also zombie infested- Aw #$%&-!

Cheerleader- - if there iz anything other than chopping off the head of a zombie that can kill the undead then u wuld like 2 know what it iz- cuz u have that @ ur disposal right now- instead u can stun them w/ ur cuteness- 1st thing 2 do- find sum1 w/ a weapon- 2nd- befriend them- 3rd- use ur pink/purple/light blue coloring cuteness as eye-candy 2 stop the zombies- NOTE-MAY NOT WORK ALL THE TIME--- 4- wait 4 friends 2 behead zombie- 5-rinse & repeat--- Ur adorableness can also b used 2 boast moral by 25%- giving ur teammates a better fighting chance- ---PS= OMG-- U JUST CHANGED UR ICON 2! every1 iz changing their icon thiz week- iz o strange----

Everything bad happens to this 1 but they survive it all- = u do not want 2 b in the zombie apocalypse- but u hav played enough videogames 2 know what 2 do in survival situations- plus zombies r really slow so u can outrun them- u find a gun---w/ NO bullets- doesnt matter u take it- YAY!- every bad scenerio that culd happen 2 u will happen 2 u- u will b trapped in a house as ZOMBIE huskie dogs break through ur windows- zombies also learn 2 climb ladders, cuz these zombies r not slow they r scary fast runners & they climb in2 ur house that u thought waz save- OH YEA- there is now a graveyard in ur backyard- so those zombies r going 2 b coming after u 2---- u manage 2 get outside 2 the car- it stalls & u'll hav 2 travel on foot 2 ur destination-! - dont worry cuz @ the very end u learn it waz all an elaborate joke being played on u by ur family- there waz nothing 2 b relly scared of- XXXDDDDD

Pet animal- - my hunny-bunny bunches of oats XXXXDDDDDDD- zombies cant attack animals-- itz sum sort of crazy zombie rule--- depending on which movie universe ur in---- but letz say ur w/ ur pet= 'weredog' ---- u can take him anywhere- in fact we can even send him out in2 the zombie crowd 2 collect items- like a fetch quest- its ur job 2 keep him alive-- cuz we all know that protecting the pet iz 1 of the most valuable assets 2 the team- unlike humans- dogs r safe from attack! YAY!!!